Making Love To Your Wife Is Like

Before I Speak, I Have Something Important To Say.

Love Had Forged Ahead So Swiftly That In No Time It Had Displaced Agriculture As The Leading Industry Of The Period. To Anyone Who Has Tried Both, This Wont Come As Much Of A Surprise.

Well, Art Is Art, Isn't It? Still, On The Other Hand, Water Is Water.

If They'd Lower The Taxes And Get Rid Of The Smog And Clean Up The Traffic Mess, I Really Believe I'd Settle Here Until The Next Earthquake.

As Soon As I Get Through With You, You'll Have A Clear Case For Divorce And So Will My Wife.