In High School, When I Played Football

You Take Care And I Hope I'll Run Into You - When I'm Driving.

My Wife Had Her Drivers’ Test The Other Day. She Got 8 Out Of 10. The Other 2 Guys Jumped Clear.

A Hooker Once Told Me She Had A Headache.

My Wife's So Dumb, She Got A Nail In The Spare!!

I Tell Ya When I Fly, I Don't Get No Respect. I Took One Of Those Cheap Flights, No Frills. I Finished Eatin' And Had To Do The Dishes.