A Hooker Once Told Me She Had

I Saved A Girl From Being Attacked Last Night. I Controlled Myself.

My Wife Gives Good Headache.

I Told My Doctor I Think My Wife Has Vd. He Gave Himself A Shot Of Penicillin.

I'll Tell Ya, I Don't Get No Respect... The Other Day, I Got Back From A Business Trip. I Got In A Cab And Said To The Driver, "hey! Take Me To Where The Action Is!" So Ya Know Where He Took Me? He Took Me To My House!

I Told My Dentist I Want A Tooth To Match The Others. He Gave My One With Four Cavities.