With My Old Man I Got No

I'll Tell You One Thing, I Know How To Satisfy My Wife In Bed, Yeah, I Leave.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Had No Friends. I Remember The See-saw. I Had To Keep Runnin' From One End To The Other.

I'm A Bad Lover. Once I Caught A Peeping Tom Booing Me.

When I Got Back Into Show Business In 1961, I Felt - For Obvious Reasons - That Nothing In My Life Went Right, And I Realized That Millions Of People Felt The Same Way. So When I First Came Back My Catch Phrase Was "nothing Goes Right." Early On, That Was My Setup For A Lot Of Jokes.

His Breath Is So Bad Why Every Time He Smokes He Blows Onion Rings.