His Breath Is So Bad Why Every

You Wanna Have Laughs? Do What I Do. When I Go Through A Tollbooth, I Keep Going. I Tell The Guy, The Car Behind Me Is Paying For Two.

If Every Man Was As True To His Country As He Was To His Wife, We'd Be In A Lot Of Trouble.

With My Dog I Don't Get No Respect. He Keeps Barking At The Front Door. He Don't Want To Go Out. He Wants Me To Leave.

My Wife Has To Be The Worst Cook. I Don't Believe Meatloaf Should Glow In The Dark

It's Nice To Be The Best, But Not When Being The Best Brings Out The Worst In You.