His Breath Is So Bad Why Every

I Bought A New Japanese Car, I Turned On The Radio ... I Don't Understand A Word They're Saying.

When I Was A Kid We Were So Poor, If I Hadn't Been A Boy I Wouldn't Have Had Anything To Play With.

Hey Everybody, We're All Gonna Get Laid!

I Once Met A Beautiful, Proper English Girl. I Bid Her Adieu.... She Bid Me A Don't.

I Tell Ya, My Wife, We Get Along Good Cause We Have Our Own Arrangement. I Mean, One Night A Week I Go Out With The Boys And One Night A Week, She Goes Out With The Boys.