When I Was Ten, My Family Moved

I Find You Can Often Find Humor Just By Turning Something Upside-down. Like A... Small Child.

Even The Worst Comic Is At Least Somewhat Entertaining, If Only In A Pathological Way, For Five Minutes.

Recently, I've Ventured Into The Mammal Family - So That's Good For My Sex Life.

I Asked My Girlfriend, 'will You Marry Me?' She Said, 'we'll Have To Ask My Father.' So We Had A Seance And Jack Ruby Says, 'hello!'

I Wanted To Get From 4th Street To 8th... Then I Remembered Einstein Postulating That Parallel Lines Eventually Meet. They're Dredging My Car From Lake Michigan As We Speak.