Recently, I've Ventured Into The Mammal Family

My Classmates Would Copulate With Anything That Moved, But I Never Saw Any Reason To Limit Myself.

If An Asteroid Is Coming Toward You, You Don't Have To Blow It Up. You Just Have To Slow It Down Long Enough For Our Country To Rotate Out Of The Way.

When I Was A Kid, My Favourite Time Of The Year When I Was Child Was That Magical First Snowfall. I'd Yell Yippee! Snow! And Run Up To The Front Door And Shout You Know The Deal... You Have To Let Me In Now.

Back In High School, My Buddies Tried To Put The Make On Anything That Moved. I Told Them, Why Limit Yourselves?

When Deciding Between Two Competing Theories, Always Go With The One That Doesn't Involve A Magic Spell.