Even The Worst Comic Is At Least

I Tried Body Surfing Once, But How Often Do You Find A Corpse?

I Was Sleeping The Other Night, Alone, Thanks To The Exterminator.

I'm Very Religious, You Know. Now, Ok, If By 'religious', You Mean That I Go To Church Every Sunday, Read The Bible Faithfully, And I Listen To Debbie Boone, Umm, I'm Not Religious In That Sense... But If By 'religious' You Mean That I Love Others And Try To Help Them Whenever Possible... Again, No. But If By 'religious' You Mean That I Like To Eat Coleslaw... Yeah, Ok, Ok!

Sex Is Logically Impossible After Marriage. You Have To Overcome The Paradox Of Not This Again, And Hey, Where Did You Learn That?

The American Government Is Making Nuclear Weapons Like There's No Tomorrow.