When I Was 16, I Wanted To

It’s What Non-car People Don’t Get. They See All Cars As Just A Ton And A Half, Two Tons Of Wires, Glass, Metal, And Rubber, And That’s All They See. People Like You Or I Know We Have An Unshakable Belief That Cars Are Living Entities… You Can Develop A Relationship With A Car And That’s What Non-car People Don’t Get… When Something Has Foibles And Won’t Handle Properly, That Gives It A Particularly Human Quality Because It Makes Mistakes, And That’s How You Can Build A Relationship With A Car That Other People Won’t Get.

Does Anyone Really Imagine For A Moment That My Wife Gives Two Stuffs About Global Warming? She Certainly Did Not Appear To Be All That Bothered On Thursday Evening When, During The Great Carbon-saving Switch-off, I Ran Round The House Furiously Turning On Every Light, Hair Dryer, Dishwasher And Toaster.

My Epiglottis Is Full Of Bees!

I Love Alfa Romeos And That [alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio] Was Tremendous.

You Know What, I Distinctly Remember My Boat Blew Up And I Was Killed!