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I Figure If A Girl Wants To Be A Legend, She Should Go Ahead And Be One.

While In El Paso, I Met Mr. Clinton Burk, A Native Of Texas, Who I Married In August 1885.

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We Were Ordered Out To Quell An Uprising Of The Indians, And Were Out For Several Days, Had Numerous Skirmishes During Which Six Of The Soldiers Were Killed And Several Severely Wounded.

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