List of Darrell Hammond Quotes

It Can't Have Been Fun To Live With Somebody Whose Brain Was Under Siege.

I Have To Give The Snl Crew Props - It Cannot Have Been Easy To Work With Me.

I Think I Wanted To Write A Book About The Relationship Between The Victim And Perpetrator In Which The Victim Agrees To Remain Silent.

I Called My Mother Up And I Said, 'you Know, I've Been To The Best Doctors In The World And I've Spent Almost Half A Million Dollars And They're Telling Me I Have Symptoms Of A P.o.w. And All I Did Was Grow Up In Your Home.

Not Everyone Can Invest Their Heart Into Learning Something And Making It Fully Realized, And The Chances Are 9 Out Of 10 That It's Gonna Get Thrown Away.

If I Can Get A Sanitized Version Of Reality, I'll Take It.

I Don't Know If I Want To Be A Big Star Though.