When A Girl Marries She Exchanges The

A Man Loses His Illusions First, His Teeth Second, And His Follies Last.

Falling In Love Consists Merely In Uncorking The Imagination And Bottling The Common Sense.

A Husband Is What Is Left Of A Lover, After The Nerve Has Been Extracted.

Ever Since Eve Started It All By Offering Adam The Apple, Woman's Punishment Has Been To Supply A Man With Food Then Suffer The Consequences When It Disagrees With Him.

A Woman's Flattery May Inflate A Man's Head A Little; But Her Criticism Goes Straight To His Heart, And Contracts It So That It Can Never Again Hold Quite As Much Love For Her.