Ever Since Eve Started It All By

Some Men Are Born For Matrimony, Some Achieve Matrimony -- But Most Of Them Are Merely Poor Dodgers.

Love Is A Matter Of Give And Take -- Marriage, A Matter Of Misgive And Mistake.

No Girl Who Is Going To Marry Need Bother To Win A College Degree; She Just Naturally Becomes A "master Of Arts" And A "doctor Of Philosophy" After Catering To An Ordinary Man For A Few Years.

Verily, The Best Of Husbands Hath Many Raw Edges, And Many Unnecessary Pleats In His Temper, And Many Wrinkles In His Disposition, Which Must Be Removed.

Falling In Love Consists Merely In Uncorking The Imagination And Bottling The Common Sense.