A Husband Is What Is Left Of

True Love Isn't The Kind That Endures Through Long Years Of Absence, But The Kind That Endures Through Long Years Of Propinquity.

Flirting Is The Gentle Art Of Making A Man Feel Pleased With Himself.

The Chief Excitement In A Woman's Life Is Spotting Women Who Are Fatter Than She Is.

In Olden Times Sacrifices Were Made At The Altar - A Practice Which Is Still Continued.

Never Trust A Husband Too Far, Nor A Bachelor Too Near.