A Husband Is What Is Left Of

France May Claim The Happiest Marriages In The World, But The Happiest Divorces In The World Are 'made In America.'

When You See A Married Couple Walking Down The Street, The One That's A Few Steps Ahead Is The One That's Mad.

Marriage Is A Bargain, And Somebody Has To Get The Worst End Of The Bargain.

Before Marriage, A Man Will Lie Awake Thinking About Something You Said; After Marriage , He'll Fall Asleep Before You Finish Saying It.

Variety Is The Spice Of Love.