When A Child Is Locked In The

Some Say Our National Pastime Is Baseball. Not Me. It's Gossip.

A Child Develops Individuality Long Before He Develops Taste.

How Come Anything You Buy Will Go On Sale Next Week?

The Only Reason I Would Take Up Jogging Is So That I Could Hear Heavy Breathing Again.

I'm Real Ambivalent About [working Mothers]. Those Of Use Who Have Been In The Women's Movement For A Long Time Know That We've Talked A Good Game Of "go Out And Fulfill Your Dreams" And "be Everything You Were Meant To Be." But By The Same Token, We Want Daughters-in-law Who Are Going To Stay Home And Raise Our Grandchildren.