Some Say Our National Pastime Is Baseball.

The Odds Of Going To The Store For A Loaf Of Bread And Coming Out With Only A Loaf Of Bread Are Three Billion To One.

Do I Have To Use My Own Money?

Written On Her Tombstone: "i Told You I Was Sick.

Most Women Put Off Entertaining Until The Kids Are Grown.

What We're Really Talking About Is A Wonderful Day Set Aside On The Fourth Thursday Of November When No One Diets. I Mean, Why Else Would They Call It Thanksgiving?