We Will Never Be An Advanced Civilization

Republicans Have Been Trying To Get People To Work For No Pay For A Long Time.

I Thought About How Mothers Feed Their Babies With Tiny Little Spoons And Forks So I Wondered, What Do Chinese Mothers Use? Toothpicks?

E-i-e-i-o Is Actually A Gross Misspelling Of The Word Farm.

Results Like These [state Of The Earth] Do Not Belong On The Resumé Of A Supreme Being.

You're Really Spread Out Now, You've Got Stuff All Over The World! You've Got Stuff At Home, Stuff In Storage, Stuff In Honolulu, Stuff In Maui, Stuff In Your Pockets...supply Lines Are Getting Longer And Harder To Maintain.