We Will Never Be An Advanced Civilization

It's The American View That Everything Has To Keep Climbing: Productivity, Profits, Even Comedy.

Little-known Fact: When The Stock Exchange Closes, The Guy Who Comes Out On The Balcony With That Big Hammer Slams It On The Head Of The Person Who Lost The Most Money That Day.

Don't Give Your Money To The Church. They Should Be Giving Their Money To You.

Anger Is A Handy Term And Words Are Tricky, As We Know. What One Man Perceives As Anger, Another Person - In My Case The Deliverer Of Material - Is, "don't You See It, Don't You See How Badly You're Doing?" It's Like Shaking A Child - Which You're Not Supposed To Do.

Swimming Is Not A Sport. Swimming Is A Way To Keep From Drowning. That's Just Common Sense!