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Swimming Is Not A Sport. Swimming Is A Way To Keep From Drowning. That's Just Common Sense!
-George Carlin
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Swimming Is Not A Sport. Swimming Is
George Carlin
Swimming Is Not A Sport. Swimming Is A Way To Keep From Drowning. That's Just Common Sense!
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