Walking Is Good For The Soul.

Once You Pass Forty, A Dime Isn't Worth Bending Over To Pick Up If You Drop One.

For Every Stunning, Smart, Well-coiffed Hot Woman Of 40 +, There Is A Balding, Paunchy Relic In Yellow Pants Making A Fool Of Himself With Some 22-year-old Waitress.

Milk Without Fat Is Like Nonalcoholic Scotch.

I Like Animals Who Trust People.

The Super Bowl Isn't For Kids, I Had A Great Time Though And It Was Worth Every Nickel Of It Because By Doing This Lame Piece About The Game I Can Put It On My Expense Account.