Walking Is Good For The Soul.

Civilization Means Conforming To A Standard Of Behavior That May Not Seem Natural To Us.

Most College Students Are Not As Smart As Most College Presidents.

There Is Obviously A Great Human Need For Religion Because Life Seems To Be Such A Mystery.

The Only Thing That Really Bugs Me About Television's Coverage Is Those Damn Women They Have Down On The Sidelines Who Don't Know What The Hell They're Talking About. I Mean, I'm Not A Sexist Person, But A Woman Has No Business Being Down There Trying To Make Some Comment About A Football Game.

Let's Face It, Though, Anything That's Apt To Happen To An Appliance Like A Blender Isn't Covered By The Warranty Anyway, So I Never Send Them In. If It Breaks, I'll Buy A New One. That's The American Way.