If You Don't Have Wrinkles, You Haven't

Comedy Is Tragedy Revisited.

Always Be Nice To Your Children Because They Are The Ones Who Will Choose Your Rest Home.

I Admit, I Have A Tremendous Sex Drive. My Boyfriend Lives Forty Miles Away.

My Timing Is So Precise, A Heckler Would Have To Make An Appointment Just To Get A Word In.

Never Refer To Your Wedding Night As The Original Amateur Hour.