To Be Successful In Show Business, All

I Always Had One Ear Offstage, Listening For The Call From The Bookie.

I Never Worked With Marilyn Monroe, But If She'd Lived, I Think She Would Have Been All Right. She Would Have Been President Of The United States.

I Have More Talent In My Smallest Fart Than You Have In Your Entire Body.

I Don't Mind My Wife Having To Last Word. In Fact I'm Delighted When She Reaches It.

There's No Such Thing As 'too Late!' That's Why They Invented Death!