List Of Funny Relationship Quotes

Old Age Has Deformities Enough Of Its Own. It Should Never Add To Them The Deformity Of Vice.

I Believe Marriage Is A Relationship Between A Man And A Woman.

I Guess The Only Way To Stop Divorce Is To Stop Marriage.

It Was A Perfect Marrige. She Didn`t Want To And He Couldn`t

My Best Birth Control Now Is Just To Leave The Lights On.

You'd Be Surprised How Much It Costs To Look This Cheap!

My First Time I Jacked Off, I Thought I'd Invented It. I Looked Down At My Sloppy Handful Of Junk And Thought, This Is Going To Make Me Rich.

Men Feel That Women Somehow Drag Them Down, And Women Feel That Way About Men. It's Possible That Both Are Right.

Tenderness Emerges From The Fact That The Two Persons, Longing, As All Individuals Do, To Overcome The Separateness And Isolation To Which We Are All Heir Because We Are Individuals, Can Participate In A Relationship That, For The Moment, Is Not Of Two Isolated Selves But A Union

I Don't Mind My Wife Having To Last Word. In Fact I'm Delighted When She Reaches It.

I Remember The First Time I Had Sex - I Kept The Receipt.

My Parents Didn't Want To Move To Florida, But They Turned Sixty And That's The Law.