This Planet Is 15 Million Years Overdue

Many Individuals Spend A Considerable Portion Of Their Lifetimes In Terror Of One Imagined Catastrophe Or Another. The Classic Is That Your Immortal Soul Will Be Consigned To Eternal Torment In The Never-ending Subterranean Barbecue If You Fail To Follow The Whacky Edicts Of One Particular Set Of Puckered Dogwhistles Or Another. You May Recall From The Great Movie Strange Days That A "dogwhistle" Is A Guy Whose Asshole Is So Tight That When He Farts, Only Dogs Can Hear Him.

As Al Franken Has Demonstrated, Liberals Give Lousy Talk Radio.

And Yet, What Is Bravery But The Capacity To Reject Our Fears, Ignore And Supress Them, Then Go On To Do Whatever It Is We Are Afraid To Do.

What I Want To Accomplish Artistically Amounts To Nothing More Than Fulfilling The Promise Of The American Revolution.

Victim Disarmament Types Are Sick, Sick People, Who'd Rather See A Woman Raped In An Alley And Strangled With Her Own Pantyhose Than See Her With A Gun In Her Hand.