List of Janeane Garofalo Quotes

I Think We All Remember Where We Were When Rush Hour Hit The Water. That Was An Important Day.

People Think That You Are A Nasty, Selfish Person If You Don`t Want To Have Children.

I Can Do Most Anything And Not Have A Problem With It. The Only Time I Have Negative Attention Is When I Run Naked Through The Streets Brandishing A Handgun.

We Got Married Drunk In Vegas . . . We Dated For A Year, And We Got Married At A Drive-through Chapel In A Cab. [we Thought] You Have To Go Down To The Courthouse And Sign Papers And Stuff, So Who Knew? We Were Married, And Apparently Now That [rob] Is Getting Married For Real, His Lawyer Dug Up Something.

As Actors, It Is Our Responsibility To Read The Newspapers, And Then Say What We Read On Television Like It's Our Own Opinion.

If You Aren't Overly Effusive Or Really Nicey-nice With The Press, You Get A Reputation For Being Outspoken Or Difficult.

Without Liberals We Wouldn't Have Unions. We Wouldn't Have Environmental Protections. We Wouldn't Have Seat Belts Or Birth Control Or The Aclu! Any Of These Things!

To A Right-winger, Unions Are Awful. Why Do Right-wingers Hate Unions? Because Collective Bargaining Is The Power That A Worker Has Against The Corporation. Right-wingers Hate That.

You Young People With Your Twittering And Your Creating Of Content. Or What Is It - Queefing? I Don't Know What You Young People Are Calling It.

Pedestrian's Rights - Because We Live In California, I've Got To Address This Issue. I Don't Know Where On The Fence I Am About That. I Suppose If I'm Walking, I'm All For It, But If I'm Driving, That's A Whole Other Can Of Worms.

I'm Grateful For Any Opportunity To Act.

I Feel Like The American People Are Being Lied To And Manipulated. President Bush Is Trying To Force 9/11 And Saddam Together.