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Thanks To Guys Like Boss Tweed, Famous For Saying, 'i Don't Give A Damn Who Does The Voting, As Long As I Do The Nominating,' There Hasn't Been An Honest Election In The Usa Since Sometime Around The War Between The States.

Victim Disarmament Types Are Sick, Sick People, Who'd Rather See A Woman Raped In An Alley And Strangled With Her Own Pantyhose Than See Her With A Gun In Her Hand.

If I Were Osama, And The United States Government Were Actually Looking For Me, I'd Be Clean-shaven By Now, Crewcutted, Wearing Jeans And A Zz Top T-shirt, And Living In A Nice Little House In Lincoln, Nebraska.

Despite The Internet 's Origin In The Late 1960s As A Government Sponsored Means Of Communication Between The Department Of Defense, Private Industry, And Academia, It Has Been At Its Best And Generated The Greatest Economic, Social, And Technological Benefits Since It Was 'liberated' By The Hordes Of 'geeks' Who Were Originally Hired To Run It By Employers Who Were Not Themselves Conversant With Computers, And Couldn't Tell When Their Employees Were Exchanging Official Traffic Or Trading Dirty Jokes And Recipes For Marijuana Brownies.

If There Were A Generic One-word Expression For 'one Whose Fear Of The Uncertainties Of Success Moves Him To Surrender At The Very Moment Of Victory', It Would Be 'republican'.