If I Get Big Laughs, I'm A

Everyday Happiness Means You Can't Wait To Come Home, Because The Soup Is Hot.

I Smoke Ten To Fifteen Cigars A Day. At My Age I Have To Hold On To Something.

Define Your Business Goals Clearly So That Others Can See Them As You Do.

Everyday Happiness Means Getting Up In The Morning, And You Can't Wait To Finish Your Breakfast. You Can't Wait To Do Your Exercises. You Can't Wait To Put On Your Clothes. You Can't Wait To Get Out. And You Can't Wait To Come Home, Because The Soup Is Hot.

When I Wasn't Working, I Put The Blame Directly Where It Belonged - I Blamed My Agent. When I Didn't Have An Agent, I Spent Time Looking For A New Agent So I Would Have Somebody To Blame.