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When I Was A Boy The Dead Sea Was Only Sick.

I Would Go Out With Women My Age, But There Are No Women My Age.

At My Age Flowers Scare Me.

I Never Go Jogging, It Makes Me Spill My Martini.

I Get Up Every Morning And Read The Obituary Column. If My Name's Not There, I Eat Breakfast.