They Are Quite Hopeless - Drooling, Driveling,

Madam, You Have Between Your Legs An Instrument Capable Of Giving Pleasure To Thousands And All You Can Do Is Scratch It.

Music First And Last Should Sound Well, Should Allure And Enchant The Ear. Never Mind The Inner Significance.

They Are Quite Hopeless - Drooling, Driveling, Doleful, Depressing, Dropsical Drips.

Composers Should Write Tunes That Chauffeurs And Errand Boys Can Whistle.

All The Arts In America Are A Gigantic Racket Run By Unscrupulous Men For Unhealthy Women.