Music First And Last Should Sound Well,

No Woman Is Worth The Loss Of A Night's Sleep.

The Sound Of A Harpsichord - Two Skeletons Copulating On A Tin Roof In A Thunderstorm.

If I Were A Dictator I Should Make It Compulsory For Every Member Of The Population Between The Ages Of Four And Eighty To Listen To Mozart For At Least A Quarter Of An Hour Daily For The Coming Five Years.

I Have Just Been All Round The World And Have Formed A Very Poor Opinion Of It.

If An Opera Cannot Be Played By An Organ Grinder, It's Not Going To Achieve Immortality.