These Guys Are So Old They're Eligible

It Was So Cold Today That I Saw A Dog Chasing A Cat, And The Dog Was Walking.

He's So Ugly. When You Walked By Him, Your Pants Wrinkle. He Made Fly Balls Curve Foul.

I Might Have To Commute. You Know, Left Field, Dh, Wherever.

Your First Name's White, Your Second Is Hispanic, And Your Third Belongs To A Black. No Wonder You Don't Know Who You Are.

These Guys Are So Old They're Eligible For Meals On Wheels.