It Was So Cold Today That I

I Don't Get Upset Over Things I Can Control, Because If I Can Control Them There's No Sense In Getting Upset. And I Don't Get Upset Over Things I Can't Control, Because If I Can't Control Them There's No Sense In Getting Upset.

Your First Name's White, Your Second Is Hispanic, And Your Third Belongs To A Black. No Wonder You Don't Know Who You Are.

My Goals Are To Hit .300, Score 100 Runs, And Stay Injury-prone.

You'd Better Stop Readin' And Writin' And Start Hittin' !

I Might Have To Commute. You Know, Left Field, Dh, Wherever.