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And Freedom Comes With Grace, Kindness, Understanding, And Love. Don't Take Anything Personal, Folks. Whatever Is Said About You Or Rumored Or You Heard Something - You Haven't Done Anything Wrong And It's Not Your Fault. That Is Your Own Self-invisible Anchor That Will Stop Your Boat Of Life From Going Forward.

Enlightenment Is The Mind That Is Open To Anything, But Attached To Nothing. That Is Freedom. No Values, No Resentment, No Grudges. Not Carrying The Past Along With You. Not Carrying Memories From The Past That Are Hurtful And Shameful And Embarrassing. Just Let All That Go And You Are Living In Enlightenment, And You Are Free For Everything.

I Am Proud To Tell Hollywood That I Am A Christian. For The First Time I Am Now Free To Be Myself.

A Good Way To Lose Weight Is To Put Salt On Your Ass And Go To A Petting Zoo. But Stay Away From Goats Because I've Seen Them Fornicate With A Mail Box.

Pray For The Best, Prepare For The Worst, And Expect The Unexpected.