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Everyone Goes Through Their Stuff When They Are Growing Up. It's All Relative. Everyone Has The Same Situations On Their Menu. We Just Make The Choices In Terms Of What Situations We're Going To Eat.

I Am Proud To Tell Hollywood That I Am A Christian. For The First Time I Am Now Free To Be Myself.

The First Time I Saw Mikhail Baryshnikov It Was Like He Had An Anti-gravity Machine In His Pants. He Would Jump And Stay In The Air For 10 Minutes.

Theres A Woman In Arkansas That's Such A Bad Cook, That A Swarm Of Flies Got Together And Repaired Her Screen Door.

Amen Is Not The End Of A Prayer, It Just Gets Us Ready To Go To The Next Level.