I Am Proud To Tell Hollywood That

A Good Way To Lose Weight Is To Put Salt On Your Ass And Go To A Petting Zoo. But Stay Away From Goats Because I've Seen Them Fornicate With A Mail Box.

Music And Acting Are The Same Thing: You Must Understand That Art Is Only The Search, Not The Final Form.

Critics Of Art Are Like Eunuchs In Harem. They See How It's Done When The Men Come To See The Women, But They Can't Do It Themselves.

Everyone Goes Through Their Stuff When They Are Growing Up. It's All Relative. Everyone Has The Same Situations On Their Menu. We Just Make The Choices In Terms Of What Situations We're Going To Eat.

There Has Got To Be More To Life Than Being A Really, Really, Ridiculously Good Actor.