There's No Down Time Any More.

You Might Be A Redneck If You've Ever Stood In Line To Get Your Picture Taken With A Freak Of Nature.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Good Deed For The Month Was Hiding Your Brother For A Few Days.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Antenna On Your Truck Is A Danger To Low Flying Airplanes.

We're A Heart Attack Away From Losing The Right To Bear Arms.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have A Color Coordinating Rope That Ties Down Your Car Hood.