You Might Be A Redneck If The

By The Time We Get To Church, I Need Church Cuz I've Been Yelled At By Everyone In The Family.

Hell, When I Was In High School, A "drive-by Shooting" Meant Somebody Had Their Rear End Hanging Out A Car Window!

If Your Biggest Tax Deduction Was Bail Money, You Might Be A Redneck.

You May Be A Redneck If... You Have Spent More On Your Pickup Truck Than On Your Education.

Kids Aren't Suppose To Have Cancer, They're Suppose To Have A Future.