There Is A Small, But Important, Difference

I Think That When You Get Dressed In The Morning, Sometimes You're Really Making A Decision About Your Behavior For The Day. Like If You Put On Flipflops, You're Saying: 'hope I Don't Get Chased Today.' 'be Nice To People In Sneakers.'

I Think Hair Gel Was Invented To Make It Easier To Identify Assholes From A Distance.

I Tend To Avoid Televisions, Politics, And Places With Velvet Ropes.

I Never Set Out To Do A Sketch Show.

There Is A Fine Line Between A Sleepover And Just Drinking Way Too Much At Someone Else's House.