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'dammit I'm Mad' Is 'dammit I'm Mad' Spelled Backwards.

It's Hard To Know What's Gay In Life. Boxing. That's Two Men Fighting Over A Belt.

How To Be A Bouncer: Be An Asshole; Stand Near A Door.

Skiing Is My Favorite Sport, Because, That's The Only Sport That Is Actually Better To Watch The Worst The Person Is At It. "that Guy Won A Gold Medal In The Olympics" "oh Yeah, That's Cool, I Wanna Watch The Fat Guy" "come On Dude, You Can Take That Hill"

People And Squirrels Are Very Different. Most People Will Not Argue That. But I Find That There Is One Situation In Which They're Very Similar. And That Is: When I Am Driving Towards Them In My Car. Then They're Kind Of Hard To Tell Apart - Especially If The Human Is Kind Of Hairy.