The Weatherman Is Always Right. It's Just

Never Say [to Younger People] "that Was Before Your Time," Because The Last Full Moon Was Before Their Time!

As A Comedian, I Can Walk Out In Front Of 5000 People And Not Worry About A Thing. Not A Thing, Believe Me. But To Stand Up A Face A Camera And Crew Of Maybe 15 Guys And Get Up Tight About It - To Me That's Weird.

Immortality Is A Long Shot, I Admit. But Somebody Has To Be First.

I Know People Are Tired Of Me Not Saying Anything, But A Guy Doesn't Have To Answer To Innuendos.

If You Want To Be Seen, Stand Up. If You Want To Be Heard, Speak Up. If You Want To Be Appreciated, Shut Up.