Today's Parents Grew Up With The Silly

If You Listen Carefully To What A Child Is Saying To You, You'll See That He Has A Point To Make. So I Listen. And I Answer Them Just As Seriously As Possible. And If I Don't Know The Answer, I'll Tell Them I Don't Know.

Every Romance Does Not Lead To Sex.

If The New American Father Feels Bewildered And Even Defeated, Let Him Take Comfort From The Fact That Whatever He Does In Any Fathering Situation Has A Fifty Percent Chance Of Being Right.

Let Us Now Set Forth One Of The Fundamental Truths About Marriage: The Wife Is In Charge.

It Is A Point Of Pride For The American Male To Keep The Same Size Jockey Shorts For His Entire Life.