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Sometimes, Songs Spill Out Of You Very Fast, And Sometimes You Have To Wrangle Them To The Floor. But The Same Thing Is True Of Comedy, Where Sometimes It Really Flows.

If Nixon Were A Republican Senator Today, He Would Have Been Primaried Out.

The Hardest Work Most Of Us Do Is Maintaining The Appearance Of Normality.

Democrats Always Like To Brag That Their Guys Are Smarter Than The Opponents And Republicans Always Like To Brag That Their Guys Are More Moral Than The Opponents. But If You're Looking For Morals In Politics You're Looking For Bananas In The Cheese Department.

Because I Don't Do Stand-up, Radio Has Always Been My Equivalent, A Place To Stay In Connection With The Public And Force Myself To Write Every Week And Come Up With New Characters. Plus It's A Medium That – Having Grown Up With It And Putting Myself To Sleep With A Radio Under My Pillow [as A Kid] – I Love. No Matter What Picture You Want To Create In The Listener's Mind, A Few Minutes Of Work Gets It Done.