The Reason I'm Not An Alcoholic Is

... If They [your Children] Write Their Names In The Dust On The Furniture, Don't Let Them Put The Year.

It Would Seem That Something Which Means Poverty, Disorder And Violence Every Single Day Should Be Avoided Entirely, But The Desire To Beget Children Is A Natural Urge.

I Was In A Beauty Contest Once. I Not Only Came In Last, I Was Hit In The Mouth By Miss Congeniality.

When I Go To The Beach, Even The Tide Won't Come In.

I've Been Asked To Say A Couple Of Words About My Husband, Fang. How About Short And Cheap?