Favorites Quote's
Author
Topic's
Blog
The Reason I'm Not An Alcoholic Is I Don't Like To Drink In Front Of The Kids . . . And When You're Away From Them, Who Needs It?.
-Phyllis Diller
Please Wait....
Translating....
Select Image
Download as Image
English
Spanish
French
German
Hindi
Chinese
The Reason I'm Not An Alcoholic Is
Phyllis Diller
The Reason I'm Not An Alcoholic Is I Don't Like To Drink In Front Of The Kids . . . And When You're Away From Them, Who Needs It?.
Views: 4
Topic
Funny
Baby
Children
More From Phyllis Diller
If It Weren't For My Adam's Apple, I'd Have No Shape At All.
Apples
Shapes
Adam
I Was So Wrinkled I Could Screw My Hats On.
Faces
Hats
Screws
What I Don't Like About Office Christmas Parties Is Looking For A Job The Next Day.
Christmas
Jobs
Xmas
Your Husband Drinks Too Much If He Says He Never Drinks Alone, But Considers The Goldfish Somebody.
Husband
Goldfish
Too Much
Life Began On This Planet When The First Amoeba Split. Mankind Will Still Be Seeking God, Not Accepting That God Is A Spirit; Can't See It, Touch It, Only Feel It. It's Called Love.
Splits
Firsts
Spirit
Trending Author
George F. Kennan
Diane Von Furstenberg
Marguerite Duras
Bobby Rahal
Jeffrey Archer
Christopher Marlowe
Quotes by Topics
Action
Attention
Believe
Blessing
Desire
Dream
Ends
Fear
Fun
God
Grief
Hard Work
Hate
Life
Leave Me Alone
Men
Mind
Moving
Opportunity
Philosophy
Positive
Religious
Strong
Thinking
Want
Category