The Reason Crime Doesn't Pay Is That

Noblest Of All Dogs Is The Hot-dog; It Feeds The Hand That Bites It.

The Problem With Temptation Is That You May Not Get Another Chance.

A Bore Is A Person Who Lights Up The Room Simply By Leaving It.

In The Country Of The Blind, The One-eyed King Can Still Goof Up.

Committees Have Become So Important Nowadays That Subcommittees Have To Be Appointed To Do The Work.