Noblest Of All Dogs Is The Hot-dog;

All Science Is Concerned With The Relationship Of Cause And Effect. Each Scientific Discovery Increases Man's Ability To Predict The Consequences Of His Actions And Thus His Ability To Control Future Events.

When In Doubt Or Danger, Run In Circles, Scream And Shout.

When You See Yourself Quoted In Print And You’re Sorry You Said It, It Suddenly Becomes A Misquotation.

Fortune Knocks But Once, But Misfortune Has Much More Patience.

Computers Can Solve All Kinds Of Problems Except The Unemployment Problem They Create.