A Bore Is A Person Who Lights

A True Friend Will See You Through When Others See That You Are Through.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Lie, Lie Again.

An Intelligence Test Sometimes Shows A Man How Smart He Would Have Been Not To Have Taken It.

Middle Age Is When Work Is A Lot Less Fun And Fun Is A Lot More Work.

Prejudice Is One Of The World's Greatest Labor-saving Devices; It Enables You To Form An Opinion Without Having To Dig Up The Facts.