The Past Is A Work Of Art,

I Was A Modest, Good-humoured Boy. It Is Oxford That Has Made Me Insufferable.

Only The Insane Take Themselves Seriously.

Fate Weaves The Darkness, Which Is Perhaps Why She Weaves So Badly.

The Loveliest Face In All The World Will Not Please You If You See It Suddenly Eye To Eye, At A Distance Of Half An Inch From Your Own.

The Most Perfect Caricature Is That Which, On A Small Surface, With The Simplest Means, Most Accurately Exaggerates, To The Highest Point, The Peculiarities Of A Human Being, At His Most Characteristic Moment In The Most Beautiful Manner.