I Was A Modest, Good-humoured Boy. It

Only The Insane Take Themselves Seriously.

People Who Insist On Telling Their Dreams Are Among The Terrors Of The Breakfast Table.

No Roman Ever Was Able To Say, 'i Dined Last Night With The Borgias'.

I Was A Modest, Good-humoured Boy. It Is Oxford That Has Made Me Insufferable.

There Is In The Human Race Some Dark Spirit Of Recalcitrance, Always Pulling Us In The Direction Contrary To That In Which We Are Reasonably Expected To Go.