The Only Thing My Husband And I

You Know You're Old When Your Walker Has An Airbag.

My Husband Always Felt That A Marriage And Career Don't Mix. That's Why He's Never Worked.

I'm From Such An Old Family, It's Been Condemned.

Fang And I Are Always Fighting. When We Get Up In The Morning, We Don't Kiss; We Touch Gloves.

Most Children Threaten At Times To Run Away From Home. This Is The Only Thing That Keeps Some Parents Going.