The Liberals Can Understand Everything But People

What You End Up With Is Outrageousness Without The Laugh - Comedy As Electro Shock Therapy.

Never Tell. Not If You Love Your Wife...in Fact, If Your Old Lady Walks In On You Deny It. Yeah. Just Flat Out And She'll Believe It: "i'm Tellin' Ya. This Chick Came Downstairs With A Sign Around Her Neck 'lay On Top Of Me Or I'll Die.' " I Didn't Know What I Was Goin' To Do.

There Is Only What Is And That's It. What Should Be Is A Dirty Lie.

If You Live In New York, Even If You're Catholic, You're Jewish

Let Me Tell You The Truth: The Truth Is What Is. And What Should Be Is A Fantasy A Terrible, Terrible Lie That Someone Gave The People Long Ago.