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Some Women Take Up The Law And Become Lawyers. Other Women Lay Down The Law And Become Wives.

I'm Telling You That At Eight She Knew More About Reproduction Than Xerox.

Never Floss With A Stranger.

When A Man Has A Birthday, He Takes A Day Off. When A Woman Has A Birthday, She Takes At Least Three Years Off.

I Like My Politicians And My Judges And My Lawyers To Be Simple. I Think If You Worry About Where Your Hemline Is You're Really Not Concentrating On The World Crisis.