The Good Thing About A Jail Show

I Would Vote For You For President But I'm Against Big Government.

Life Is Short. You Have To Be Able To Laugh At Our Pain Or We Never Move On.

The Good Thing About A Jail Show Is Nobody Gets Up And Walks Out.

I'm Pretty Careful About The Things I Say Ahead Of Time. I'm Thoughtful About Not Going Too Far. The Only Thing You Can Do Occasionally Is Be Too Much.

I Usually Have Sex To My Stand-up Comedy Album. Power Move.